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spk1121
spk1121
Steve K
Tue, Jun. 29th, 2004 06:14 pm
Not a quiz, I promise!

Suburban Family Invests Hopes, Dreams In Gas Grill
Reagan Pyramid Nears Completion

"The Onion" vol 40 issue 26

Suburban Family Invests Hopes, Dreams In Gas Grill
Suburban Family Invests Hopes, Dreams In Gas Grill

Builders expect the Reagan Pyramid to be ready in time for the Great Communicator's mummification and ascension into the Afterworld upon death. Among the items to be entombed with Reagan are 2,500 MX missiles, a golden chalice of jelly beans, and his beloved servant, George Bush Sr.
Reagan Pyramid Nears Completion
SIMI VALLEY, CA—Slave manpower was doubled this week in an effort to ensure that erection of the gigantic Reagan Pyramid remains on schedule to be completed in time for the 40th president's mummification and ascension into the Afterworld.

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librarygal
librarygal
Ruth
Tue, Jun. 29th, 2004 06:57 pm (UTC)
*being extremely sarcastic*

Is it possible? Is it really? Spam posted by spk1121 on my friends page? The shock! The horror!


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